Napoléon, comte Daru, was a French soldier and politician.
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
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{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}