{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
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